MHEL GEE’S TOP FIVE - The Finger

A month before my fourth birthday i got into a freak accident that until now is still a great topic to talk about, my finger got stuck on our giant door-the result is shown on the picture attached.All these years so many things come out whenever I am asked about it so here are a few that i can share.

MHELGEE’S TOP 5 Answers when asked “What Happened?”

1. I'm a Yakuza neophyte


2. I am Addicted to unlimited texting


3. I used it to clean my ears after a year


4. It got stuck when I was picking my nose


5. We had a hard exam, I was so nervous and the result was excessive nail biting
   

MHEL GEE’S TOP 5 Experiences as a kid
When I was a kid,

1. I was the only one who had a snub nose gun


2. I sang the nursery rhyme “Nine & a Half Indian Boys!”


3. When I play the Piano it is always entitled “Concierto Minus FA!”


4. I was asked what time it is, I signaled a peace sign and said “Quarter to Two!”


5. I was the only one who can add fractions with my fingers

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